Sunday, April 29, 2012

Nursery Crimes


This little piggy went to market to KILL.

This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef(human flesh),

This little piggy had none and went to look for some.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.


Mr. Tiddles unleashed his minion killer boar for some action in a crowded area where local gang members were gang banging.  The boar attacked these Crips and Bloods like a kid in a candy store.


Blood splurging, bones and flesh chewed and devoured.  These gang members had no chance to survive.

Goatboy and Mr. Tiddles locked the gate in order for no one to make an unfortunate escape and the boar did his job.  The boar took out at least 9-10 gang bangers.    


So all you gang bangers out there...Mr. Tiddles and his boar will be looking for you!!!!


One, two, Tiddle's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, get an axe
Seven, eight, better stay up late
Nine, ten, never GANG BANG again!