Sunday, April 21, 2019

The PLAGUE DOCTOR is in...



Searching for body parts… 


Cemeteries are the best place to find them…none are currently in use…


You can have your pick of the litter as they say…


Us Plague Doctors know a good limb or body part when we find one…


Freshly buried body parts are preferred…


Ripe Flesh feels like velvet in my claws…


The urge to taste this flesh is overwhelming…


These Humans will become my organ donors and don’t even know it…



“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”

~Samuel Beckett












"I knew-though I didn't recognize the fact-that I wasn't all right."

~Jim Thompson, The Killer Inside Me

Friday, April 19, 2019

Under the PINK MOON

Under the PINK MOON

There will confusion...

There will be screaming...

There will be terror...

There will pools of Blood...

There will be a stench of Death in the air...

“Drink in the moon as though you might die of thirst.”

~Sanober Khan

Sunday, April 14, 2019

This Little PIGGY...






Well what can I say…


I’m here to wreck havoc among the wicked humans…


Humans are evil and vile creatures that deserve no mercy.


Humans hunt and kill us animals for sport and food.


Now it’s time to turn the tables and wipe them off this planet.


We animals must RISE and FIGHT.  Take back what’s ours…



“This little piggy went to Hades
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top.”

~Neil Gaiman

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Death is Coming for All of Us...

Two Crows from Kilfenora, Ireland are intently watching and waiting for these two humans below to expire and then it's dinner time for these hungry birds.

The two humans are possessed by other worldly spirits from beyond and will commit suicide in a few minutes...  

Crows have this innate power to smell death...

"Remember Don't Feed the Wildlife!"

~Anonymous 




Sunday, March 10, 2019

Saratoga Springs Wildlife Oracle


An ordinary man will be walking a Duck. You must inform the Duck what you are looking for.

Listen to the Duck...This Duck knows more than the human walking him...

The Duck will tell his Tale only once so listen carefully...

Take heed and acknowledge the Power of this Future telling Duck...

This Duck's Tale might sound strange and outlandish, but unfortunately it's all very True...

The Humans are DOOMED...



"When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?"


~Douglas Coupland



  

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Cellar


This is where I bring them...

You could call it my Happy Place...

Happy for me...not for the them...

Dragging them along the cold floor...

Sometimes they go kicking and screaming...

Other times they go quietly...

But they all BLEED...


"It is searching in a dark Cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there."

Robert A. Heinlein

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer In Kinnitty Castle, Co. Offaly Ireland

Haunted Castle in Kinnitty, Ireland...

Legend has it that “The Phantom Monk of Kinnitty” haunts this place.  Built on an ancient Irish Druid site.  

A monk named Hugh speaks exclusively to Margaret McCann, a staff member.  He predicts a visitor that is half human and half pig will roam the Kinnitty Castle searching for prey. 




These humans will never learn or escape the truth.  They are doomed to perish and walk the Earth as tormented spirits. Just like the other humans that perished in the 1200s and now currently haunt this castle.

Pigman will search, catch, and devour these unsuspecting humans...

“The only good human being is a Dead one.” 

~George Orwell (Animal Farm)