Beautiful Burnout

The sun goes down, the temperature drops...and the killing continues...

This tasty morsel was flying high on DEXTROMETHORPHAN (She was "Skittling" in the streets).

Mr. Tiddles persuaded her (i.e. forced her to overdose) to drink enough cough medicine to stop a small elephant.

She would pick-up unsuspecting men in bars and give them "at home castrations."    She would drug and knock them out with some liquid methadone.  As they were waking up...she would be hacking off their gonads and place them in a jar for later.  Later, she would serve these delectable crumbs to a local senior citizen center for dessert. Ah, she was a humanitarian.   

She "robo-tripped" into the great beyond...Death occurred and she slumped behind the wheel of her vehicle.  The vehicle was set ablaze...an easy way to get rid of a body...

Dextromethorphan (DXM) is an over-the-counter cough suppressant found in cold medications.  DXM is often abused in high doses by adolescents to generate euphoria and visual and auditory hallucinations.  Illicit use of DXM is referred to on the street as “Robo-tripping” or "skittling." 

God's Away on Business

Yes, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are the ones in charge.  We are cleaning up...the filth of this planet.  Killing as many as humans as possible.

Some say there is no GOD or higher power...Well; if there is one...he or she is away on business.

We kill the evil doers: Rapists, molesters, and humans who abuse animals.

Goatboy peering in the window at our next deserving victim, soon he will be suffocated in a chokehold applied by Goatboy and then his flesh cut up into small cubes and left for the wild animals to feast on in the deep dark woods. 

Mr. Tiddles is a chef for the 21st Century.

So say away on business...because we need to continue our mission...Elimination of these Evil Humans!!!

"Ship is sinking!

There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers!

God's away, God's away
God's away on business, business
God's away, God's away!"

--Tom Waits

Bloodletting

 

Bloodletting is one of the oldest medical practices, having been practiced among ancient peoples including the Egyptians, the Greeks, the Mayans, and the Aztecs. 

Mr. Tiddles has his own form of bloodletting: LET THE PERSON BLEED OUT until there is DEATH!!!!

Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are in a random fleabag motel, somewhere in the heart of Middle Slime USA.

Our victim was patrolling the area for "customers."  She would seduce them in taking her back to a room at this filthy motel.  She would suggest having a couple of drinks.  She would offer to make her "customer" a drink.  She would slip a few Vicodin pills into the drink and it was "ready to serve." 

Let that be a lesson to you, bloggers...never consume a drink that you did not make yourself!!! 

This lady of night would rob and sometimes even mutilate her "customers" while they were in dreamland.  Carving vulgar names into their flesh, they would have a hard time explaining that to their wives!!!  When they finally wake up...she would be gone like a ghost.  Never reported to the authorities, she would travel town to town working her swindle. 

Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy caught her napping in one of the rooms.  We walked in, as if we owned the place.  Goatboy picked up her naked body off the bed.  She was screaming bloody murder.  No one in this part of town would even give her screams a second thought.  Goatboy threw her in the bathtub and smashed her head into the side of the tub.  Semi-conscious floating in used filthy bathwater.   

That is when my leeches have their chance to do their magic.  We dumped about 50-60 leeches all over her naked body.   We even stuffed a few in her mouth and throat for good measure.  They chewed their way into her skin and began sucking her blood.  The bathwater was turning crimson red. 


Her tongue was hanging out of her mouth. Those leeches had a field day in her mouth.  Blood came pouring out of her mouth.   Slowly, she lost enough blood and her eyes rolled into the back of her head just before she expired.  


Her body fished out of the bathwater and placed in a hole in the motel room mattress.  Some future lucky motel customer will get a surprise in their bed. 


This bitch had so many holes in her body, she resembled human Swiss cheese, and the leeches were still working overtime on her flesh.  She was definitely... 
FLESH FOR FANTASY!!!