Dump Site #2

All you budding serial killers across Amerika...here is another useful dumping site.

An old forgotten graveyard, this place is filled with dead bodies. What is the difference if a few more are added?

Find some soft ground and dig man!!!  Dump the body on top of a coffin.  They will be roommates for eternity. 

Virtually impossible for the body to be discovered. The reason more bodies are not dumped in graveyards is that people are too damn lazy to DIG. 

Human burial practices are the manifestation of the human desire to demonstrate "respect for the dead," and to prevent the possibilities of revenants [ghosts] harming the living.  ---Anonymous

Dump Site #1

All you budding serial killers across Amerika...here is some advice for dumping bodies. 

Abandoned and dilapidated buildings are excellent places to dump or dispose of your victims.  The lifespan is usually 5 -10 years before there is a chance a body would make an unwelcome appearance and some building developer discovers your handy work.  Hopefully, by that time the body is partly to fully decomposed.  

Wrap the body in an old carpet or heavy blanket.  Sprinkle some lime on the body.  That should help with any smell.  If you are in a hurry, which most of you killers are, dump the fucking thing in a huge hole in the rotting floor of the building and hope the rats have a hearty meal.

Stay Tuned...Mr. Tiddles shall reveal other excellent               Dump Sites in the future.  

 “It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.”
–The Trial (Franz Kafka)

RED RAIN: ESCAPE FROM PLUM ISLAND

Leaked from WetNanna's hard drive---

As the National Guard was      storming Plum Island, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy left the main medical laboratory where the carnage was occurring.  There were dead scientists and lab workers everywhere you looked.  Their throats ripped open and limbs torn off by the test animals or from each other.  Once a non-infected human was attacked and bitten, they became infected.  In turn, they attacked others.  

It was a bloodbath of biological proportions.  The National Guard was deployed to destroy everyone and everything as if this secret biological warfare laboratory                 (CODE NAME: RED RAIN) never existed. 

Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy ran out a back entrance of the building before made the National Guard their siege. They climbed into a humungous dumpster filled with rotting animal corpses.  These were the scientists' failed experiments.   

Hours later, the National Guard had quelled the uprising. The lab destroyed, as well as, all infected humans and animals.  The dumpster was loaded on a flatbed and it was taken off the island.  The dumpster was secretly going to be sunk in the Atlantic Ocean. The dumpster sat on a loading dock for over 12 hours.

 

At nightfall, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy emerged from the dumpster and savagely attacked the three unlucky guardsmen that were protecting it.

The Killing Duo managed their escape from the island.  It seems they will continue their SAVAGE QUEST!!!

"The Question is not when are they going to stop killing, but who is going to stop them?"  ---Anonymous