Leaked from the WetNanna Files:
A nefarious cult is capturing stray canines across Amerika
and injecting them with a solution that transforms them into wild glowing eyes
beasts. According to the information
found, the cult members believe this will bring upon a war among the human
and canine
species. More information will be gathered
to determine the reason for this diabolical plan.
This cult could be an offshoot of the
Church of Scientology.
Keep posted for more leaked material...
"Dogs are better than human
beings because they know but do not tell."
~ Emily Dickerson
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