My Apprentice

Goats: (Capra hircus) Homo sapiens

Mr. Tiddles  would like to introduce another serial killer, Goatboy, to the world.    

Mr. Tiddles found him wandering the Earth.  He seemed like an excellent fledging student in the Dark Art of Killing.   

Mr. Tiddles will teach him the proper way of eradicating the waste of this planet (i.e. humans). 

Government Shutdown

The U.S. Government is about to shutdown this week.  Hey it's about time.  This Empire cannot last forever.  There will be blood in the streets.  Riots and Chaos will reign throughout their country. 

This  government will be too busy calming the public to notice Mr. Tiddles carving and hacking his way through the population. 

So shut down everything...

U.S. Post Offices-No more bills sent to the public or junk mail for that matter.

All Federal Government Offices-CLOSED: No more pointless bureaucracy.

This will be a new Utopia...

Shut it all down...Let's go back to the hunting and gathering stage of MAN. 

Mr. Tiddles would gladly do the hunting ...

Murder Among the Daffodils

Dragging a body through the daffodils.   This one was a bleeder!!!  His blood sprayed all over the place.  He was watering the flowers with his sticky blood.  If you ask me this victim was a bit Daffy!!! 

Mr. Tiddles needed to end his life before he created anymore chaos.  Daffy would scour local pubs for ladies and take them back to his place for a poke and then a choke.  He would choke the life out of these hapless vixens.  Daffy was not noble nor grand.  He needed to be stopped dead in his tracks.  One nasty stab in the jugular began the spraying of his blood.   The flowers needed their nutriments.  At least his final act on Earth was useful...  

All Narcissus varieties (i.e. daffodils) contain the alkaloid poison lycorine, mostly in the bulb but also in the leaves.

On 1 May 2009, a number of hikers fell ill at Gorseland Forest in Martlesham Heath, England after adding a daffodil bulb to soup during a cookery outing. The bulbs could often be confused with onions, thereby leading to incidents of accidental poisoning.

Foreboding and Ominous Times

A Storm is Coming...

More humans must be sacrificed...

Humans are the Plague of the Universe...

Mr. Tiddles will assist in this eradication...

Humans do not deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of the creatures on this planet!!! 

Someday all humans will be wiped off this planet and it will be just Mr. Tiddles and the creatures. 

This day cannot come soon enough!!! 

The Hanging Garden Part Deux

The Victim Speaks once again...

I will never be free again.  I will hang among the purple flowers for eternity in my dirty dress he says...

I was looking for some fun, but I got more than I ever bargained for.  This guy in the gray pointy nose mask seems to be on some type of mission.  He keeps on mumbling his innermost thoughts as he readies me for my execution.    He is treating this as some sort of a Ritual Killing.  I attempt to connect to him by confessing my sins to him.  He just stares at me with his dead flat eyes.  It seems he is looking into my soul.  He probably sees the same darkness that I do when I look into a mirror and see my own reflection.

I have a pocket full of secrets...and he has a mouth full of razors. 

I weep silently that my dreams will never come true...

A psychedelic killing

Groovy colors mixed with the reality that   Mr. Tiddles continues his Reign of Terror. 

This young wayward lady was attempting to score more Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) { is a naturally occurring psychedelic compound of the tryptamine family. DMT is found not only in several plants, but also in trace amounts in humans and other mammals}.  Too bad she ran into Mr. Tiddles.  She was forced to ingest about 125 hits of this PURE MADNESS.  The colors she saw must have been majestically grand before her lethal overdose took effect. 

She will be placed in my "Futuristic Casket!!!"

Say No to Drugs...

and YES to Mr. Tiddles!!!

NUDITY IN THE BLUE ROOM

Tying up a victim in the blue room.  Let her sit on the throne.  This will be the last dump or pee she will ever make.  Will she piss blue colored pee?  I hope so.  A nude gal bleeding from her head wound.  She is bound and gagged.  She and her man would pick up dogs and sell them to laboratories for experiments.  Mr. Tiddles would not allow this practice to go any further.  She will be sliced, diced, and carved like a turkey.  Then on to her man.  Hey she asked to go first.  The look in her eyes told me so!!!  Stop your squealing little piggy.  Your man can't hear you.  He is bleeding in the trunk of his car.  Don't worry I will make sure he eats and swallows your hard cut-off nipples before he croaks...I guess that's true love!!!

These individuals will pay for their EVIL deeds.    ALF and PETA have nothing on Mr. Tiddles.  These organizations are made up of fucking amateurs!!!