Monday, July 16, 2012

Delicious Zombie Bites



Mr. Tiddles examines the bathtub creature closely.  Point of infection seems to have entered the bloodstream through a bite on the human creature's upper foot.  Infection spread like wildfire until it attacked the host's brain and it turned her into a raving lunatic fiend...Feeding on other humans. 



There are Hordes of these creatures trying to break into the motel room.  Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy ready their attack if anything gets in... 




"This could be the beginning of the ultimate contagium, the coming plague." --Anonymous

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Zombie Dawn Broadcast


Leaked transmission from a government radio broadcast: 

Intercepted by WetNanna:


Official: I will take your questions.
Reporter: Is it a virus?
Official: We do not know.
Reporter: How does it spread?  Is it airborne?
Official: Airborne is a possibility.  We do not know.
Reporter: Is it an international health hazard or a military concern?
Official: Both.
Reporter: Are these people alive or dead?
Official: [pause] We do not know.
Press Secretary: The president has direct contact with the CDC and head of FEMA.

Static...Static...Transmission lost...


"...When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth." 
--Ken Foree

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Bath Salts ("Disco") Zombie Epidemic


Leaked from WETNANNA's files:
 
A photo of marauding zombies surfaces...

MEDIA reports:

A Pennsylvania mom who had just given birth accused of smoking synthetic "bath salts" in the hospital and going on a violent rampage, assaulting a nurse and a police officer.


Carla M., age 31, was recovering in the hospital on June 17 after delivering her baby two days earlier, The Alt. Mirror reported.  Police say that Ms. M. smoked the synthetic drug, prompting her to strip off her clothes and go wild in the bathroom.


M. rolled around on the shower floor, confused and unable to state her name.  Cops arrived to calm her, and found in her purse a dismantled black pen with powder inside that the mother later called "Disco" -- a street name for bath salts -- the paper reported.


As M. flailed about, a nurse administered the anti-psychotic drug Haldol.  M. responded by punching a nurse in the face, the New York News reported.


She reportedly remained aggressive, cursing and trying to escape the hospital room.  An officer restrained her, but    Ms. M. managed to stand up, hit, and attempt to bite a cop.  Police then handcuffed and arrested M., who also kicked a nurse in the chest on her way out of the room.



These reported Bath Salts, a synthetic cocaine-like substance found in smoke shops and gas stations, can lead to paranoia and hallucinations.  It is legal in many states -- though not for smoking -- and is connected to a few, though not all, recent cannibalistic attacks in major urban cities.


NOTE: This is all a LIE perpetrated by local and federal government.  The Z1N1 virus is spreading and turning individuals into flesh eating fiends.  These actions cannot be caused by smoking bath salts.  This is Government Propaganda being filtered through the media by the Center of Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).   



MORE EVIDENCE that something SINISTER is OCCURRING within THE HUMAN POPULATION  


MIAMI, Fla. — Mr. R.E., the so-called Causeway Cannibal, was not on "bath salts" or any other exotic drug when he chewed off the face of a homeless man last month, according to toxicology results released last week.


Tests on the 31-year-old's body show only marijuana in his system at the time of the May 26 attack, according to the County Medical Examiner.
Ruled out were synthetic marijuana, LSD, amphetamines, PCP, heroin, oxycodone, several other street drugs, and alcohol, the ME reported in a news release.


The ME's office said it sought help from an outside forensic toxicology lab.  "Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of    Mr. R. E.," the ME's office said.


Another Blatant Lie:  According to a Local Media Station, Mr. R.E. had once been diagnosed with schizophrenia in the past after a misdemeanor arrest, however it is unconfirmed if treatment was ever sought.  While further investigation is needed in this case, a diagnoses of schizophrenia coupled with the use of marijuana could help explain what triggered the incident.


More unfiltered information will be released soon...



“This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.”
---Amanda Hocking, Hollowland

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Mud Island: Zombie Apocalypse


Leaked from WetNanna's files:
Poplar Island (AKA Mud Island) rises out of the Chesapeake Bay as it’s rebuilt by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers using dredged mud from the Baltimore Harbor which lies about 30 miles (about 48 kilometers) north of the island.



There is a secret government laboratory located on                 Mud Island.  There are reports that the Zombie Virus originated from the island.  Conspiracy chatter claim that the government was working on biochemical weapons and this outbreak occurred.  It's currently unknown how the virus spread to the mainland. 



Numerous reports are being broadcasted of "zombie like attacks" all across the                United States.




The CDC denies there could be a pandemic (Z1H1-VIRUS) emerging among the populace.   



Reports state the virus starts out as red-purple-gray lesions on the skin.  Most transmissions are via bites from infected individuals.



Stay Tuned for more leaks...




"The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease?  Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie.  A fast acting virus leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent, and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies."  ---Columbus.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Captured Zombie


Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy capture one of the infected ones. 


The eyes do not lie...this disease has taken over the brain and it's controlling the Host.   


These creatures are wilding beasts.  There are hundreds running the streets at any given moment.


Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are holed up in a seedy motel waiting out the swarms of the undead outside.  These bastards are attacking the living and chewing them apart.  This is a glorious sight to behold. 


Mr. Tiddles will dissect this unfortunate captured creature in an attempt to learn how humans are being infected and turning into the undead.  


STAY TUNED...
  
 “If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”
― Amy Mah   

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Zombie Amerika: The 4th of July 2012


The infected humans are spreading like wildfire during Amerika's National Holiday.


How many other countries are facing the same apocalypse?


Zombies are multiplying like cockroaches. 


More information to be leaked soon...


"Amerika will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." 
~ Abraham Lincoln

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Infected: Zombie Apocalypse 2012


The following diary entries downloaded from a mini portable hard drive. 
WetNanna wishes to release this information to cyberspace.  WetNanna has become an enemy of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).  


* We are surrounded and running out of food and water.  No one is coming to save us.   Not the U.S. Government or any other World Government will help us.  We are left to our own devices.


* Been up for days on end...afraid to sleep...keeping watch they do not get into our bunker.  The doors and windows are boarded up and nailed shut.  Food, water, and supplies are being rationed among the survivors.   



* If a fellow survivor is bitten or infected, he or she is considered an outcast and expelled from the bunker.   



* There has been no emergency broadcast for days...



Meanwhile...Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy come upon an abandoned seedy motel.  They are finding infected humans throughout the property.  This one particular infected person (zombie) is lying in a bathtub.     Mr. Tiddles just stares at this creature and wonders if the humans are reaping what they sow      



More information will be released soon...




“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie-like symptoms,” David Daigle,       a representative for the CDC.