Leaked from WetNanna's
files:
Poplar
Island (AKA Mud Island) rises out of the
Chesapeake Bay as it’s rebuilt by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers using
dredged mud from the Baltimore Harbor which lies about 30 miles (about 48
kilometers) north of the island.
There is a secret government laboratory located
on Mud
Island. There are reports that
the Zombie Virus originated from the island.
Conspiracy chatter claim that the government was working on biochemical
weapons and this outbreak occurred. It's
currently unknown how the virus spread to the mainland.
Numerous reports are being broadcasted of
"zombie like attacks" all across the United States.
The CDC
denies there could be a pandemic (Z1H1-VIRUS) emerging among the
populace.
Reports state the virus starts out as red-purple-gray lesions
on the skin. Most transmissions are via
bites from infected individuals.
Stay Tuned for more leaks...
"The
plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad
zombie. A fast acting virus leaves you
with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent, and leaves
you with a really bad case of the munchies." ---Columbus.
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