NO EXIT

Mr. Tiddles captures and locks three victims in a motel room located out in the desert.

Each victim committed heinous acts during their lifetime. 

Red Male: Embezzled large sums of money from various humane society organizations that protected animals and intentionally had many animals killed for profit.   

Blue Male: A serial killer who collected long-haired females' scalps as trophies  

Pink Female: A black widow who would marry, torture, and kill her spouse (both males and females) on their wedding night

Each victim will suffer by the hands of the others.

Mr. Tiddles observes them as they run out of food and water.  They are mentally torturing one another.   

This is some type of play of the Absurd. 

They had been drugged and unaware how they have come into this bizarre setting. 

Mr. Tiddles tells them in a low sinister voice:

"Each of you has passed in the great beyond and is now in purgatory.  If you want to move on to the next step in the afterlife, you must confess your sins to each other and convince the others you are worthy of leaving purgatory.  Only one of you will move on!"    

Each individual takes their turn pleading their case.  Mr. Tiddles is the only one who knows the truth about each individual and the atrocities each of them has committed during their life.        

Red Male speaks: "I only skimmed a small amount of money when I ran an organization that assisted with animals.  To my knowledge, not one creature was killed under my watch!  I have no business being here and I should be freed!"

Blue Male speaks: "I was only a hair dresser who collected the locks of hair from my customers.  I did not do anything wrong!  I should go free!"

Pink Female speaks: "I only brought happiness to my male and female lovers throughout my life!  I should not be here.  This is some kind of mistake!"

All three of them recognize they all must be lying to each other.  No one will speak the truth and confess their transgressions.  They all seem certain that each of them will remain in this room located in purgatory for eternity.   

Mr. Tiddles stands by and observes how these individuals cannot bring themselves to tell the truth and confess everything to two other strangers. 

This standoff continues for at least 30 to 40 days.  Each pleading their case over and over again.  The stories and confessions change slightly each time, but each individual never completely confesses everything.  Slowly they psychologically torture each other, run out of food and water...and finally, each actually DIES!  

Are humans incapable of confessing their transgressions or have these individuals convinced themselves they did absolutely nothing wrong???

  

"L'enfer, c'est les autres." -Jean Paul Satre  translated: "Hell is other people."

Revenge from the Grave

Sometimes our past comes back to seek Revenge. 

The beautiful redhead continues to follow and haunt Mr. Tiddles through-out the ages.  Here she is crawling out of the grave looking to exact revenge against Mr. Tiddles and the rest of humanity. 

This redhead's mortal coil eliminated centuries ago by       Mr. Tiddles.  However, she regularly makes an appearance and haunts Tiddles from beyond the grave.  This apparition is on a personal journey of Revenge.

Well, Mr. Tiddles will not let this stop him from continuing his mission of killing all evil human beings. 

“When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself.” --Jodi Picoult

Drinking the Kool-Aid: Poisoning the Populace

Leaked from WETNANNA's hard drive:

The Office of CIVIL DEFENSE has collected and stored copious quantities of drinking water and in turn added a poisonous concoction of deadly chemicals (Valium, Chloral Hydrate, Cyanide, and Phenergan). 

This new liquid substance will be dispensed to the members of their populace.  This is the Part II of the SB 0666 Emergency Population Bill. 

The members of the population are being thinned in order to sustain the government's overall prowess in the NEW WORLD ORDER. 

The populace is being ushered to "DRINK THE KOOL-AID" and follow their ELECTED officials like SHEEP.   

"Thinning the herd" in order to be more profitable and sustainable in this Global Economy.

The policy makers at the Office of CIVIL DEFENSE are turning up dead in their homes.

Mercenaries who are against this Emergency Population Bill are waging a WAR against their oppressors.

Meanwhile, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are going town to town in the Heartland of Amerika killing everyone in their path...

More information will be leaked in the future...

 "Free at Last...Let's Die in Peace...Take the Potion..."

-Rev. Jim Jones (11-18-1978)

Nursery Crimes

This little piggy went to market to KILL.

This little piggy stayed home.

This little piggy had roast beef(human flesh),

This little piggy had none and went to look for some.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.

Mr. Tiddles unleashed his minion killer boar for some action in a crowded area where local gang members were gang banging.  The boar attacked these Crips and Bloods like a kid in a candy store.

Blood splurging, bones and flesh chewed and devoured.  These gang members had no chance to survive.

Goatboy and Mr. Tiddles locked the gate in order for no one to make an unfortunate escape and the boar did his job.  The boar took out at least 9-10 gang bangers.    

So all you gang bangers out there...Mr. Tiddles and his boar will be looking for you!!!!

One, two, Tiddle's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, get an axe
Seven, eight, better stay up late
Nine, ten, never GANG BANG again!

Dump Site #2

All you budding serial killers across Amerika...here is another useful dumping site.

An old forgotten graveyard, this place is filled with dead bodies. What is the difference if a few more are added?

Find some soft ground and dig man!!!  Dump the body on top of a coffin.  They will be roommates for eternity. 

Virtually impossible for the body to be discovered. The reason more bodies are not dumped in graveyards is that people are too damn lazy to DIG. 

Human burial practices are the manifestation of the human desire to demonstrate "respect for the dead," and to prevent the possibilities of revenants [ghosts] harming the living.  ---Anonymous

Dump Site #1

All you budding serial killers across Amerika...here is some advice for dumping bodies. 

Abandoned and dilapidated buildings are excellent places to dump or dispose of your victims.  The lifespan is usually 5 -10 years before there is a chance a body would make an unwelcome appearance and some building developer discovers your handy work.  Hopefully, by that time the body is partly to fully decomposed.  

Wrap the body in an old carpet or heavy blanket.  Sprinkle some lime on the body.  That should help with any smell.  If you are in a hurry, which most of you killers are, dump the fucking thing in a huge hole in the rotting floor of the building and hope the rats have a hearty meal.

Stay Tuned...Mr. Tiddles shall reveal other excellent               Dump Sites in the future.  

 “It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.”
–The Trial (Franz Kafka)

RED RAIN: ESCAPE FROM PLUM ISLAND

Leaked from WetNanna's hard drive---

As the National Guard was      storming Plum Island, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy left the main medical laboratory where the carnage was occurring.  There were dead scientists and lab workers everywhere you looked.  Their throats ripped open and limbs torn off by the test animals or from each other.  Once a non-infected human was attacked and bitten, they became infected.  In turn, they attacked others.  

It was a bloodbath of biological proportions.  The National Guard was deployed to destroy everyone and everything as if this secret biological warfare laboratory                 (CODE NAME: RED RAIN) never existed. 

Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy ran out a back entrance of the building before made the National Guard their siege. They climbed into a humungous dumpster filled with rotting animal corpses.  These were the scientists' failed experiments.   

Hours later, the National Guard had quelled the uprising. The lab destroyed, as well as, all infected humans and animals.  The dumpster was loaded on a flatbed and it was taken off the island.  The dumpster was secretly going to be sunk in the Atlantic Ocean. The dumpster sat on a loading dock for over 12 hours.

 

At nightfall, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy emerged from the dumpster and savagely attacked the three unlucky guardsmen that were protecting it.

The Killing Duo managed their escape from the island.  It seems they will continue their SAVAGE QUEST!!!

"The Question is not when are they going to stop killing, but who is going to stop them?"  ---Anonymous