Sunday, July 1, 2012

Infected: Zombie Apocalypse 2012


The following diary entries downloaded from a mini portable hard drive. 
WetNanna wishes to release this information to cyberspace.  WetNanna has become an enemy of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).  


* We are surrounded and running out of food and water.  No one is coming to save us.   Not the U.S. Government or any other World Government will help us.  We are left to our own devices.


* Been up for days on end...afraid to sleep...keeping watch they do not get into our bunker.  The doors and windows are boarded up and nailed shut.  Food, water, and supplies are being rationed among the survivors.   



* If a fellow survivor is bitten or infected, he or she is considered an outcast and expelled from the bunker.   



* There has been no emergency broadcast for days...



Meanwhile...Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy come upon an abandoned seedy motel.  They are finding infected humans throughout the property.  This one particular infected person (zombie) is lying in a bathtub.     Mr. Tiddles just stares at this creature and wonders if the humans are reaping what they sow      



More information will be released soon...




“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie-like symptoms,” David Daigle,       a representative for the CDC.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

EVIL that MEN DO


Read and Weep Humans...


Humans are inherently EVIL.  


They are just now coming to realize that DEATH will free them.  They seem to have no control over the destruction of Earth and its non-human creatures that inhabit the planet.    


Humans are a SICK JOKE that's being played on the Universe.
Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy will continue catching and eradicating the Humans from this planet. 



Humans cannot help themselves for the EVIL they do. 




·  Nearly half of the world's species of plants, animals and microorganisms will be destroyed or severely threatened over the next quarter century due to rainforest deforestation.



·  Estimates state that humans are losing 137 plant, animal and insect species every single day due to rainforest deforestation. That equates to 50,000 species a year. As the rainforest species disappear, so do many possible cures for life-threatening diseases. Currently, 121 prescription drugs sold worldwide come from plant-derived sources. While 25% of Western pharmaceuticals are derived from rainforest ingredients, less that 1% of these tropical trees and plants have been tested by scientists.



At least the HUMANS are now the endangered species.   




"We're not sinners because we sin, but we sin because we are sinners.  We're not evil because of the evil we do, but we do evil because we *are* evil."  ---The Addiction

Saturday, June 9, 2012

BAD LOVE: ANGELS OF DEATH


I was sitting in the backseat of the car...when I realized I've given up.   Parked in the back streets of a motel parking lot. So sick of the taste of blood I'm going to write you this letter.  It will make everything better.   Screaming obscenities on the phone to your mom.  She says you are not home right now.  

I must confess my actions to you in this letter. 



I bought a tuxedo and a gun.  If I am guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. 


Sometimes, Love becomes rough.  This is not Bad Love.  I do not think I will ever be free of this pain.  I will not ask for mercy.  My spirit is alone and my soul is now dirty. 




I killed many people and bathe in their blood.  I killed all your enemies for you.  Each and everyone who ever screwed you over.  They were dealt  pain and death.  I do not expect you to understand.  

Now I am checking out in this rental car.  I have taken pills and alcohol to soften the pain.  I hope that it only takes one bullet to end this misery.




Off in the distance two figures are closing in...



I look out the window and see a dark figure wearing a mask and a hood.  Next to him is something that looks like a half man/half goat creature. Am I hallucinating?   

Are these creatures my Angels of Death that are coming to take me away?




Goatboy smashes the window and pulls out the longhaired human out of the vehicle and starts tearing his body apart.  Mr. Tiddles stands there screaming all humans must perish.



Before going unconscious, I believe...Yes, they are my Angels of Death.   



You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Dying Anonymously


Growing up...most kids want to be famous when they get older.  Some would stay in school and achieve degrees.  Others would pursue acting and the arts.  However, some would try so hard to become famous; they travel down a very dark road.




This one particular individual named Seth always knew he wanted to become famous at any cost.  He had no idea that sometimes your dreams can become fatal.




Seth believed that he would become famous some day by creating and staring in SNUFF films.  He would pick up unsuspecting young starry-eyed females from a bus station.  They were also looking for stardom.  He promised them a juicy part in his new film.  He caution there was some nudity and blood involved but in the end, it was a small price to pay for a chance at the big time.  Most young girls were desperate enough to believe his lies. 




His films would begin with a gratuitous lesbian scene.  The girls usually did not mind to kiss and touch each other on camera.  Some females rationalize; at least they were not doing full blown anal in front the camera.  Slowly, the film would turn more and more violent.  Seth would tell his actors that realism is the way to go in film and some blood needed to be spilled.  The girls would cut each other with razorblades in some scenes.  Blood would leak from their fresh wounds and it would be caught on film.  However, the last couple of scenes would have two girls bound, gagged, and blindfolded.   



The villain in the film would be wielding an axe or a sword.  The villain would ritualistically kill these hapless girls looking for fame.  Some females stabbed repeatedly with a sword or chopped with an axe.  Blood would be spraying out of every hole.  Then each body doused with gasoline and burned to a lovely crisp.  All caught on film.



   
One night, Seth thought he was meeting two porno chicks at a fleabag motel.  He set up this meeting with one of his stripper friends who he paid to convince two gorgeous chicks to meet him for a "screen test." 




Unbeknownst to him...               Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy got to the meeting place first and scared the porno girls off.  Goatboy wanted to devour them, but there was no time to do so.  Their prize was the SNUFF film director Seth.



 
As Seth walked into the unlocked motel room...he felt a cold chill go through his body.  Immediately, he laid eyes on Goatboy standing in the corner snorting and drooling like a wild beast.  Mr. Tiddles came out of the shadows and locked the motel door behind Seth. 



Seth demanded to be allowed to leave.  Mr. Tiddles shook his head and told him to lie down on the bed.  When Seth refused to do so, Goatboy picked him up by his neck, lifted him off the ground, and threw him into a closet.  Seth banged his head so hard against the wall, he blacked out. 




Now Seth was going to be the one who would suffer unimaginable pain as her caused others...and it would be all caught on film.



His final SNUFF film would be a masterpiece...his DEATH on celluloid.


A maid would later find his body, lying in a closet with a sheet covering his mangled body. 



As you, bloggers can see...Seth did indeed become famous.  His SNUFF film released to the underground independent film market.  It's now a cult classic.
   


However, his body was not identified and therefore he never received a credit in his last film.  He died anonymously. Just like the others in all his films.  





Some can gaze and not be sick,
But I could never learn the trick.
There's this to say for blood and breath,
They give a man a taste for death.
--A.E. Housman

Sunday, May 13, 2012

NO EXIT


Mr. Tiddles captures and locks three victims in a motel room located out in the desert.



Each victim committed heinous acts during their lifetime. 



Red Male: Embezzled large sums of money from various humane society organizations that protected animals and intentionally had many animals killed for profit.   



Blue Male: A serial killer who collected long-haired females' scalps as trophies  



Pink Female: A black widow who would marry, torture, and kill her spouse (both males and females) on their wedding night



Each victim will suffer by the hands of the others.



Mr. Tiddles observes them as they run out of food and water.  They are mentally torturing one another.   



This is some type of play of the Absurd


They had been drugged and unaware how they have come into this bizarre setting. 



Mr. Tiddles tells them in a low sinister voice:
"Each of you has passed in the great beyond and is now in purgatory.  If you want to move on to the next step in the afterlife, you must confess your sins to each other and convince the others you are worthy of leaving purgatory.  Only one of you will move on!"    



Each individual takes their turn pleading their case.  Mr. Tiddles is the only one who knows the truth about each individual and the atrocities each of them has committed during their life.        



Red Male speaks: "I only skimmed a small amount of money when I ran an organization that assisted with animals.  To my knowledge, not one creature was killed under my watch!  I have no business being here and I should be freed!"




Blue Male speaks: "I was only a hair dresser who collected the locks of hair from my customers.  I did not do anything wrong!  I should go free!"





Pink Female speaks: "I only brought happiness to my male and female lovers throughout my life!  I should not be here.  This is some kind of mistake!"




All three of them recognize they all must be lying to each other.  No one will speak the truth and confess their transgressions.  They all seem certain that each of them will remain in this room located in purgatory for eternity.   



Mr. Tiddles stands by and observes how these individuals cannot bring themselves to tell the truth and confess everything to two other strangers. 




This standoff continues for at least 30 to 40 days.  Each pleading their case over and over again.  The stories and confessions change slightly each time, but each individual never completely confesses everything.  Slowly they psychologically torture each other, run out of food and water...and finally, each actually DIES!  



Are humans incapable of confessing their transgressions or have these individuals convinced themselves they did absolutely nothing wrong???


  
"L'enfer, c'est les autres." -Jean Paul Satre  translated: "Hell is other people."

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Revenge from the Grave


Sometimes our past comes back to seek Revenge



The beautiful redhead continues to follow and haunt Mr. Tiddles through-out the ages.  Here she is crawling out of the grave looking to exact revenge against Mr. Tiddles and the rest of humanity. 



This redhead's mortal coil eliminated centuries ago by       Mr. Tiddles.  However, she regularly makes an appearance and haunts Tiddles from beyond the grave.  This apparition is on a personal journey of Revenge.


Well, Mr. Tiddles will not let this stop him from continuing his mission of killing all evil human beings. 




“When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself.” --Jodi Picoult

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Drinking the Kool-Aid: Poisoning the Populace



Leaked from WETNANNA's hard drive:


The Office of CIVIL DEFENSE has collected and stored copious quantities of drinking water and in turn added a poisonous concoction of deadly chemicals (Valium, Chloral Hydrate, Cyanide, and Phenergan). 


This new liquid substance will be dispensed to the members of their populace.  This is the Part II of the SB 0666 Emergency Population Bill


The members of the population are being thinned in order to sustain the government's overall prowess in the NEW WORLD ORDER


The populace is being ushered to "DRINK THE KOOL-AID" and follow their ELECTED officials like SHEEP.   


"Thinning the herd" in order to be more profitable and sustainable in this Global Economy.



The policy makers at the Office of CIVIL DEFENSE are turning up dead in their homes.



Mercenaries who are against this Emergency Population Bill are waging a WAR against their oppressors.



Meanwhile, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are going town to town in the Heartland of Amerika killing everyone in their path...



More information will be leaked in the future...





 "Free at Last...Let's Die in Peace...Take the Potion..."
-Rev. Jim Jones (11-18-1978)