Saturday, July 7, 2012

Mud Island: Zombie Apocalypse


Leaked from WetNanna's files:
Poplar Island (AKA Mud Island) rises out of the Chesapeake Bay as it’s rebuilt by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers using dredged mud from the Baltimore Harbor which lies about 30 miles (about 48 kilometers) north of the island.



There is a secret government laboratory located on                 Mud Island.  There are reports that the Zombie Virus originated from the island.  Conspiracy chatter claim that the government was working on biochemical weapons and this outbreak occurred.  It's currently unknown how the virus spread to the mainland. 



Numerous reports are being broadcasted of "zombie like attacks" all across the                United States.




The CDC denies there could be a pandemic (Z1H1-VIRUS) emerging among the populace.   



Reports state the virus starts out as red-purple-gray lesions on the skin.  Most transmissions are via bites from infected individuals.



Stay Tuned for more leaks...




"The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease?  Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie.  A fast acting virus leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent, and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies."  ---Columbus.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Captured Zombie


Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy capture one of the infected ones. 


The eyes do not lie...this disease has taken over the brain and it's controlling the Host.   


These creatures are wilding beasts.  There are hundreds running the streets at any given moment.


Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy are holed up in a seedy motel waiting out the swarms of the undead outside.  These bastards are attacking the living and chewing them apart.  This is a glorious sight to behold. 


Mr. Tiddles will dissect this unfortunate captured creature in an attempt to learn how humans are being infected and turning into the undead.  


STAY TUNED...
  
 “If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”
― Amy Mah   

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Zombie Amerika: The 4th of July 2012


The infected humans are spreading like wildfire during Amerika's National Holiday.


How many other countries are facing the same apocalypse?


Zombies are multiplying like cockroaches. 


More information to be leaked soon...


"Amerika will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." 
~ Abraham Lincoln

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Infected: Zombie Apocalypse 2012


The following diary entries downloaded from a mini portable hard drive. 
WetNanna wishes to release this information to cyberspace.  WetNanna has become an enemy of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).  


* We are surrounded and running out of food and water.  No one is coming to save us.   Not the U.S. Government or any other World Government will help us.  We are left to our own devices.


* Been up for days on end...afraid to sleep...keeping watch they do not get into our bunker.  The doors and windows are boarded up and nailed shut.  Food, water, and supplies are being rationed among the survivors.   



* If a fellow survivor is bitten or infected, he or she is considered an outcast and expelled from the bunker.   



* There has been no emergency broadcast for days...



Meanwhile...Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy come upon an abandoned seedy motel.  They are finding infected humans throughout the property.  This one particular infected person (zombie) is lying in a bathtub.     Mr. Tiddles just stares at this creature and wonders if the humans are reaping what they sow      



More information will be released soon...




“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie-like symptoms,” David Daigle,       a representative for the CDC.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

EVIL that MEN DO


Read and Weep Humans...


Humans are inherently EVIL.  


They are just now coming to realize that DEATH will free them.  They seem to have no control over the destruction of Earth and its non-human creatures that inhabit the planet.    


Humans are a SICK JOKE that's being played on the Universe.
Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy will continue catching and eradicating the Humans from this planet. 



Humans cannot help themselves for the EVIL they do. 




·  Nearly half of the world's species of plants, animals and microorganisms will be destroyed or severely threatened over the next quarter century due to rainforest deforestation.



·  Estimates state that humans are losing 137 plant, animal and insect species every single day due to rainforest deforestation. That equates to 50,000 species a year. As the rainforest species disappear, so do many possible cures for life-threatening diseases. Currently, 121 prescription drugs sold worldwide come from plant-derived sources. While 25% of Western pharmaceuticals are derived from rainforest ingredients, less that 1% of these tropical trees and plants have been tested by scientists.



At least the HUMANS are now the endangered species.   




"We're not sinners because we sin, but we sin because we are sinners.  We're not evil because of the evil we do, but we do evil because we *are* evil."  ---The Addiction

Saturday, June 9, 2012

BAD LOVE: ANGELS OF DEATH


I was sitting in the backseat of the car...when I realized I've given up.   Parked in the back streets of a motel parking lot. So sick of the taste of blood I'm going to write you this letter.  It will make everything better.   Screaming obscenities on the phone to your mom.  She says you are not home right now.  

I must confess my actions to you in this letter. 



I bought a tuxedo and a gun.  If I am guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. 


Sometimes, Love becomes rough.  This is not Bad Love.  I do not think I will ever be free of this pain.  I will not ask for mercy.  My spirit is alone and my soul is now dirty. 




I killed many people and bathe in their blood.  I killed all your enemies for you.  Each and everyone who ever screwed you over.  They were dealt  pain and death.  I do not expect you to understand.  

Now I am checking out in this rental car.  I have taken pills and alcohol to soften the pain.  I hope that it only takes one bullet to end this misery.




Off in the distance two figures are closing in...



I look out the window and see a dark figure wearing a mask and a hood.  Next to him is something that looks like a half man/half goat creature. Am I hallucinating?   

Are these creatures my Angels of Death that are coming to take me away?




Goatboy smashes the window and pulls out the longhaired human out of the vehicle and starts tearing his body apart.  Mr. Tiddles stands there screaming all humans must perish.



Before going unconscious, I believe...Yes, they are my Angels of Death.   



You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.
Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Dying Anonymously


Growing up...most kids want to be famous when they get older.  Some would stay in school and achieve degrees.  Others would pursue acting and the arts.  However, some would try so hard to become famous; they travel down a very dark road.




This one particular individual named Seth always knew he wanted to become famous at any cost.  He had no idea that sometimes your dreams can become fatal.




Seth believed that he would become famous some day by creating and staring in SNUFF films.  He would pick up unsuspecting young starry-eyed females from a bus station.  They were also looking for stardom.  He promised them a juicy part in his new film.  He caution there was some nudity and blood involved but in the end, it was a small price to pay for a chance at the big time.  Most young girls were desperate enough to believe his lies. 




His films would begin with a gratuitous lesbian scene.  The girls usually did not mind to kiss and touch each other on camera.  Some females rationalize; at least they were not doing full blown anal in front the camera.  Slowly, the film would turn more and more violent.  Seth would tell his actors that realism is the way to go in film and some blood needed to be spilled.  The girls would cut each other with razorblades in some scenes.  Blood would leak from their fresh wounds and it would be caught on film.  However, the last couple of scenes would have two girls bound, gagged, and blindfolded.   



The villain in the film would be wielding an axe or a sword.  The villain would ritualistically kill these hapless girls looking for fame.  Some females stabbed repeatedly with a sword or chopped with an axe.  Blood would be spraying out of every hole.  Then each body doused with gasoline and burned to a lovely crisp.  All caught on film.



   
One night, Seth thought he was meeting two porno chicks at a fleabag motel.  He set up this meeting with one of his stripper friends who he paid to convince two gorgeous chicks to meet him for a "screen test." 




Unbeknownst to him...               Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy got to the meeting place first and scared the porno girls off.  Goatboy wanted to devour them, but there was no time to do so.  Their prize was the SNUFF film director Seth.



 
As Seth walked into the unlocked motel room...he felt a cold chill go through his body.  Immediately, he laid eyes on Goatboy standing in the corner snorting and drooling like a wild beast.  Mr. Tiddles came out of the shadows and locked the motel door behind Seth. 



Seth demanded to be allowed to leave.  Mr. Tiddles shook his head and told him to lie down on the bed.  When Seth refused to do so, Goatboy picked him up by his neck, lifted him off the ground, and threw him into a closet.  Seth banged his head so hard against the wall, he blacked out. 




Now Seth was going to be the one who would suffer unimaginable pain as her caused others...and it would be all caught on film.



His final SNUFF film would be a masterpiece...his DEATH on celluloid.


A maid would later find his body, lying in a closet with a sheet covering his mangled body. 



As you, bloggers can see...Seth did indeed become famous.  His SNUFF film released to the underground independent film market.  It's now a cult classic.
   


However, his body was not identified and therefore he never received a credit in his last film.  He died anonymously. Just like the others in all his films.  





Some can gaze and not be sick,
But I could never learn the trick.
There's this to say for blood and breath,
They give a man a taste for death.
--A.E. Housman