More Holiday Mayhem

Black Friday is an Amerika phenomenon: Where retail businesses attempt to get out of the "red" (losses) financially and into the "black" (profits). 

The populace goes insane over unneeded consumer goods and battles each other for the last empty vessel.    

Well Mr. Tiddles will make sure everyone stays in the "RED"...blood RED!

Mr. Tiddles unleashes more marauding turkey minions during the busy holiday shopping weekend.  These murderous fowls are pissed off and will chew and devour any human in their way.  For thousands of years humans have been gobbling them...now it's their turn to gobble human flesh.

This is nature fighting back to take Planet Earth from these human savages.

If you actually shop on Black Friday and participate in violent shopping...Here's hoping that you get caught in the automatic door!"  -- Anonymous

Savage Holiday: Day of the Turkeys

Kill...Kill...Kill...

There will be Bloodshed on this savage holiday.  Turkeys are turning the tables on the despicable humans.  

For Hundreds of years turkeys have been hunted and killed for the savage holiday Amerika has named Thanksgiving.  The early settlers killed the natives for their land and now every holiday they commit further savagery by slaughtering turkeys.  The turkey almost named Amerika's national bird by a human named Ben Franklin in the 1700s. 

Mr. Tiddles will unleash his turkey minions on the populace.  Chew, tear, and devour the humans my feathered friends.  Unleash a bloody frenzy nightmare...human flesh and blood in their mouths.  It will be a succulent treat for them.    

"That the B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word...."

-- The Trashmen