Kill...Kill...Kill...
There will be Bloodshed on this savage holiday. Turkeys are turning the tables on the despicable
humans.
For Hundreds of years turkeys have been hunted and killed
for the savage holiday Amerika has named Thanksgiving. The early settlers killed the natives for
their land and now every holiday they commit further savagery by slaughtering turkeys. The turkey almost named Amerika's national bird by a
human named Ben Franklin in the 1700s.
Mr. Tiddles will unleash his turkey minions on the
populace. Chew, tear, and devour the humans
my feathered friends. Unleash a bloody
frenzy nightmare...human flesh and blood in their
mouths. It will be a succulent treat for
them.
"That
the B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word...."
-- The Trashmen
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