Savage Holiday: Day of the Turkeys

Kill...Kill...Kill...

There will be Bloodshed on this savage holiday.  Turkeys are turning the tables on the despicable humans.  

For Hundreds of years turkeys have been hunted and killed for the savage holiday Amerika has named Thanksgiving.  The early settlers killed the natives for their land and now every holiday they commit further savagery by slaughtering turkeys.  The turkey almost named Amerika's national bird by a human named Ben Franklin in the 1700s. 

Mr. Tiddles will unleash his turkey minions on the populace.  Chew, tear, and devour the humans my feathered friends.  Unleash a bloody frenzy nightmare...human flesh and blood in their mouths.  It will be a succulent treat for them.    

"That the B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word...."

-- The Trashmen

NO GAS 2012

Information taken from WETNANNA'S                SECRET FILES:

Amerika Government is cutting off gas/petrol supplies to major cities in an effort to further drive the populace insane. Long gas lines and NO GAS signs have sprung up overnight.           Fear and Loathing have spread among the general public. 

There is blood in the streets.  Drivers are battling the police and other drivers for a gallon/liter of gas. 

Officials and the media are spreading the propaganda that the gas shortages are the outcome of bad weather.  Additional propaganda has the gas crisis easing.

The populace knows the truth that the Amerika government is systematically killing off their people.  All dissenters of the                          New World Order are to be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

"There's no such thing as gas shortage man, it's all set up by the government"--anonymous

Frankenstorm (SANDY) 2012

Information leaked from WETNANNA's weather files...

Amerika Government has turned to controlling the weather to combat the zombie outbreak.  However, it has backfired and they have created Super Storms that wreck havoc on the populace. 

Wind, Floods, Fires, and Trees down...All part of their master plan...

All Hallows Eve is fast approaching ...Let's see what the Amerika Government has in store for their populace. 

 

"When in doubt do not evacuate!" --anonymous

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: RELEASE THE HOUNDS

WETNANNA's leaked files...

The Amerika government is using attacks dogs to keep "peace" while riots are occurring in the urban cities.  Humans against humans...Zombies attacking humans...It's a bloody mess!!!!

Dogs have the natural instinct to locate and flush out zombies and other undesirables.  Dogs are the newest weapon against the Zombie Outbreak. 

The Zombies seem to not attack dogs for food as they do humans.  German Shepherds are one of the dogs often used against zombies.

When will this mess called Humanity end?

“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
― Ryan Mecum