Saturday, December 15, 2012

Zombie Carolers









The days are getting shorter and the nights longer.



Humans cannot hide from the hordes of zombies even during the holidays. 



A zombie could be a store Santa, an Elf, or even a horde of pesky carolers attacking to the sounds of the songs Joy on Earth or White Christmas.  Well this year it is going to be a BLOODY RED XMAS.  


Blood dripping from the holiday trees...

Blood and Flesh burning with the Yule Log...

Egg Nog the color of BLOOD RED...



NO REST DURING THE HOLIDAYS...





“XMAS carolers sing about peace on earth, but they don’t tell us where.”--anonymous

Sunday, December 9, 2012

A Killer's Poem



IF...


If I am evil, do not judge me as wrong.

If I am insane, do not medicate me and poke inside my brain.

If I could stop killing, I might.

If I were afraid to be caught, I might give myself up.

If I cared for the human race, I would stop dead in my tracks.

If I am damaged, do not try to fix me.

If I get my way, there will be none of you left.


---Mr. Tiddles.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

More Holiday Mayhem



Black Friday is an Amerika phenomenon: Where retail businesses attempt to get out of the "red" (losses) financially and into the "black" (profits). 




The populace goes insane over unneeded consumer goods and battles each other for the last empty vessel.    






Well Mr. Tiddles will make sure everyone stays in the "RED"...blood RED!






Mr. Tiddles unleashes more marauding turkey minions during the busy holiday shopping weekend.  These murderous fowls are pissed off and will chew and devour any human in their way.  For thousands of years humans have been gobbling them...now it's their turn to gobble human flesh.





This is nature fighting back to take Planet Earth from these human savages.






If you actually shop on Black Friday and participate in violent shopping...Here's hoping that you get caught in the automatic door!"  -- Anonymous

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Savage Holiday: Day of the Turkeys

Kill...Kill...Kill...

There will be Bloodshed on this savage holiday.  Turkeys are turning the tables on the despicable humans.  



For Hundreds of years turkeys have been hunted and killed for the savage holiday Amerika has named Thanksgiving.  The early settlers killed the natives for their land and now every holiday they commit further savagery by slaughtering turkeys.  The turkey almost named Amerika's national bird by a human named Ben Franklin in the 1700s. 




Mr. Tiddles will unleash his turkey minions on the populace.  Chew, tear, and devour the humans my feathered friends.  Unleash a bloody frenzy nightmare...human flesh and blood in their mouths.  It will be a succulent treat for them.    




"That the B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word...."
-- The Trashmen


Monday, November 12, 2012

PAINFUL DAYS AHEAD



Z1N1 Virus: The New World Order's Bio-Weapon for 90 Percent Depopulation.


Painful days ahead...


Zombies are attacking the living. The living attacking the living.  It's pure chaos in urban cities. 



The Shadowy Amerika government has turned their country into a wasteland.  They created and released the Z1N1 virus. 



Now it's too late to go back...





Now our lives are changing fast...--anonymous