Firebugs

Pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start fires to relieve tension and typically includes feelings of gratification or relief afterward.

Mr. Tiddles caught this person starting fires.  I will teach him a lesson he will not soon forget.  He wants to play with fire.   I will stop his impulse to deliberately start fires and if he dies in the process...so be it!!!

Gasoline fumes permeates the room of this abandoned cabin up in the deep woods of this far away place.         Mr. Tiddles lured this pyromaniac with the promise of booze and wild ladies.  All he is getting is being drugged and tied to a chair.  Gas fumes fills his lungs.  He will suffer just as he made others suffer in his lifetime.  No one has ever caught him and made him pay for his deeds, but Mr. Tiddles will!!!

Douse him, his clothes, and the cabin with enough petrol to light up the dark night sky.  Don't worry after he burns to a crisp.  Mr. Tiddles has the right tools and knowledge to put out this nasty fire before any wildlife gets hurt.  The gasping and choking sounds he is making when swallowing the petrol is priceless. 

As he's burning...Mr. Tiddles menacingly laughs and asks, "Got a light???"