REVENGE against the humans...
ATTACK...My minions. This mercenary was attempting to escape Mr. Tiddles' liar by climbing up the side of a mountain. These seagulls are cleaning up the Earth of these wretched humans.
Chew, claw, bite, and devour this mercenary, for he invaded the sanctuary of Mr. Tiddles' Lair under orders from his boss. His boss a deranged philanthropist (SorosGheorge), who has a personal vendetta against yours truly. Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy disposed of his incestuous fornicating son and daughter.
He thought by hiring mercenaries to assassinate the greatest and most prolific killing duo of recorded time would give him solace, but he was sadly wrong. Eventually, he will pay for his transgressions, just as the rest of the human race will pay dearly.
"Mitch, why are they doing this, the birds?
-We don't know, honey.
-Why are they trying to kill people?
-I wish I could say."
(Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds)
-We don't know, honey.
-Why are they trying to kill people?
-I wish I could say."
(Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds)
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