Fast Food Killings

Fast food can be deadly to anyone who partakes it often enough.  Calories are anywhere from 500 - 2000 per meal.    

If humans wish to kill themselves by eating themselves to death with fast food,          Mr. Tiddles can kill them faster and the healthcare system does not become overburdened. 

A vehicle pulls up to a local fast food drive thru.  It is about 2 am.  The guy orders his meal (a meal that is at least 2500 calories).  He just got off a date, smelling of rough date rape sex.  The music in the vehicle is blasting.  His car is a piece of shit and his interior lights are out.  Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy open the back door and they lay down quietly in the back of the vehicle.  

This guy is totally out of it listening to loud death metal music and reminiscing about his date.  He was upset that he did not get a kiss at the end of the date, but no matter her asshole was tight like a virgin, so he was satisfied.  His personality is so awful, the only sex he would have is date rape sex with ladies from the internet.  Usually one date was the limit.  He could not find the right gal who liked rough sex without the romance.

As he pulled away from the drive thru window with his food bounty and slowly drove down a deserted street and parked to eat, Goatboy pops up and starts choking him.  He has food in his mouth and he begins to choke violently.  We both look at him as he gasps for air.  His eyes roll in the back of his head.  I bet he is thinking where these two freaks (Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy) came from.  We stuff the rest of the food down his throat until he stops breathing for good. 

As you can see...this drive thru was transformed to a KILL Thru!!!