Saturday, May 21, 2011

Trauma in the College Dorm Room


This victim's blood sprayed all over the place like a broken garden hose.  The knife pierced his jugular and it seemed it kept on spraying for hours.  First, he blacked out in the bathtub.  This allows the body to bloat and then the cutting of the flesh is much easier.  


This lucky victim was creating chaos among the coed body of an upper crust college.  He was raping and pillaging the female student body like a Viking during the discovery of America.  He needed to be stopped.  Do not think for a minute that the authorities would have been able to catch him or even cared to stop him.  They believe its part of the college experience to be date raped.  


Well, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy caught him preparing for a rip-roaring night on campus.  He was taking a leisurely bath.  We walked into his dorm room like two stalking hoodlums.  He did not have a chance to get out of the bath.  He was pushed into the water and he blacked out.  Then a knife was plunged into his neck and the blood started splurging all over the place.  I ordered Goatboy to grab a towel to plug the hole in this guy's neck.  He did not listen...he was mesmerized staring at the blood that was spraying in our faces.  Warm and gooey red liquid dripping down our faces felt exhilarating.


Some people say all the studying at college will kill them.  Well not studying killed this victim.         

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