Thursday, July 7, 2011

Controlled Suicides

 
Take the poison everyone. 

Sometimes, Mr. Tiddles orchestrates his killings to look like suicides.  It leaves  the victims' families guessing.  Did my family member commit suicide or was he or she murdered?

This lucky fellow was way over his head and needed to be stopped by                       Mr. Tiddles



His story goes like this:

This guy we will call Blondie...enjoyed "dating" very well-endowed hookers, ladies of the night, and call girls.  As he came inside these heavyset lovelies while taking a bath with them, he would lean over and whisper in their ears "You are my exquisite corpse!"  Then he would take his strong hands, wrap them around their throats, and choke the life-force out of them. 


He must have murdered over a hundred before he came onto Mr. Tiddles' radar.  Mr. Tiddles watched with fascination.  The bigger the gal, the harder his dick became and the harder he chocked them to death. 


Therefore, Mr. Tiddles gave him a way out...Either kill yourself or face his victims' families.  Of course, he took the coward's way out.   


This is controlled suicide at its best.

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