Sunday, July 31, 2011

LESSON in ART CLASS


Here is a lesson for all of you humans to learn.  Class is in session.  Mr. Tiddles will keep on killing.


Mr. Tiddles observes and records all of your transgressions.  If you are committing any heinous crimes, Mr. Tiddles will catch up to you and teach you a final lesson.


These two stacked victims thought they could get away with mutilating coeds from Art class.  Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy followed them around campus observing them picking up coeds and taking back to the dorm for their "date."  They would seduce these coeds with drugs and alcohol.  What coed wouldn't want a threesome during their college years?  They party until their victims pass out.  Then they start their mutilating ritual.  Place the body in the dorm tub, slice holes all over their bodies, and shove art supplies into their bleeding holes.  Take Polaroid pictures for their collection and leave the bodies for maintenance to find them.  The campus police are too dumb to solve this mystery of dead coeds stuffed with paintbrushes and other various art supplies. 


At first, Mr. Tiddles observed them with fascination and then their reign of terror needed to end. 


One stormy night...Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy followed the happy deranged couple to their vehicle.  Pillowcases thrown over their heads, each were soaked in chloroform.  Then they were placed into their vehicle's trunk and driven to the campus' art classroom.  Their unconscious bodies placed on a platform for the student body to view.  They were given a lethal dose of chloroform and for good measure; each victim had a bottle of poisonous paint poured down their throats. 

     
Mr. Tiddles creates an art masterpiece with stacked bodies...  

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