Saturday, October 8, 2011

We are What we are

Goatboy is on a bloody rampage... bodies are being found in the canyon.  He has been killing humans on his own and he is not covering his tracks.  This out of control killing bastard might place unnecessary scrutiny on our mission.  Yes, we should kill as many humans as possible, but you must be smart about it...cover your fucking tracks...

Mr. Tiddles needs to reign in Goatboy before he is caught.  His killing skills must be hone and perfected in order for our mission to continue.

The look in his eyes is a sight to behold.  He is pure rage on two feet.  Well, maybe Mr. Tiddles should have known: You cannot control a psycho killer like Goatboy.         

Mr. Tiddles will look after him.  Not many entities have the pure rage inside themselves as Goatboy.  This rage is instinctive and cannot be learned. 

We are Natural Born Killers!!!

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood.  She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow.  She took the snake home and nursed it back to health.  One day the snake bit her on the cheek.  As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?"  The snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."  -Native American proverb  

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