The authorities are searching for the "Canyon Killers." The newspapers are calling Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy this misnomer. If they only read and understood the truth, Mr. Tiddles and Goatboy kill their prey anywhere at any time.
Pumpkin fields are being searched because the police found pumpkin seeds on the ground at the Canyon murder scene. Goatboy was eating a raw pumpkin while we were waiting by the pool before we killed the sister and brother couple who were fornicating by the pool.
The Rabbit Hole Bunker is nowhere near the pumpkin fields. So we are safe for now...
Wait...Mr. Tiddles hears loud stomping above them. A huge commotion is occurring above ground.
They might be closing in...
"Which came first: The pumpkin or the Pumpkin seed?" --Anonymous
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